Funny text Sms collection 2014

Funny text Sms collection 2014

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(1)Aadmi mrte waqt apni Biwi Se

Naseema:Mujhy maaf kar dena tera Gold ka set Mene hi Chori kia tha?

Biwi rote hue,Koi baat nahi

Aadmi: Or Wo Tere Bhai ne tujhe Amanat di thi 1 Lakh rupe wo bi mene hi Ghayb ki thay

Naseema: Mene apko Maaf Kia.

Aadmi:

Or teri commetti kay paise bi kisi or ne nahi mene hi Chori kie thy,

Naseema: Koi baat nahi aap mujhy Bhi maaf kar dena Apko Zehr Bhi mene hi dia hai.

O teri Khair!

(2)

1 Larki Boht sakun se park
me bench pr leti thi
1 faqir aya or hans k bola
Hello darling :*
.
Larki ghuse se:
Tumhari jurat kese hui mujhe darling kehne ki?
.
Faqir:
sohnyo! Fir mere bed te ki pae krdey o.

(3)

A Punjabi woman talking in English to a Dr.
About sick child
My Kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da,
Na sleep da,
Bas weep da te cheek da,
Nalay nakk v leak da.
Tel me elaj iss phteek da.

(4)

1 sardar Paon mein rasi bandh rha tha
1 shakhs ne pocha>
kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar
khud-kushi
ADMI
lekin khud-kushi to gale
mein rasi bandh kar hoti hey
Sardar
pahley galay vich e paai c
mera tay saaa hi band hon lggya c.

(5)