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1)Ap ki tareef me hm sirf itna hi keh skty hen
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Tusi tarif dy lik e ni
sun li tareef>>>>>>>
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2)Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas:):):):):)
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3)Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
“Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai”
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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke “mai tumhy lainy ayah on”
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Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta
hahahahahhahahaha
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4)Aik student ne MBA ka form bharty hoe chukidar se pocha
Janab: Ye university kaise hai
Chukidar: Bohat ache hai, me ne be MBA ise university se kiy hai
hahahahahahahaha
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5)Sab se dukhi break up china main hota hai
Har taraf usi ka chehra nazar aata hai
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6)Pathan: Kal me Bathroom Gaya
to Andar JIN tha
wife: Phir Kiya Howa?
Pathan: Hona Kia tha
me JIN se bola
“TUM KARLO” Hmara to wese
hi Nikal gaya hy
G o Pathan
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7)Pathan rishtay k liyea tasveer khichwa raha tha
Background main gadha bhi aa gaya
Pathan nay tasveer kay saath yeh likh kar bheja k:
“Oye Hum aagay waala hay”:)
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9)A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.
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10)Sardar English K Paper Main Fail Ho Gaya,
He Did Translation :
1.Main Aam Admi Nahi Hon
I’m Not A Mango Man
2.Sarda Or Garma Fruit Hain.
Colda & Hota R Fruits
3.Mujhey Bhi English Ati Hay
English Comes 2 Me Also
4.do Ro Do Chaar.
Give And Give Four.
5.Mera Taluk Hari Pur Hazara Se Hay
I Belong 2 Green Pur Thousanda:)
Sardar To Doctor :
When I Sleep, Monkeys
Play Football In My Dreams.
Dr:No Problem,
Just Take This Medicine B4 Sleep.
Sardar : Kal Se Khaonga Aaj Final Match Hai.:)
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